Rule #19:

It 's spelled "prime."

If you spell it "preem" -  you're wrong. Unquestionably and undeniably wrong.  And you likely don't understand the history of your own sport.

Prime is a french word for bonus, it has nothing to do with "premium" as has too often been claimed of late. 
Riders should have to spell the word out before they can collect their money, and race organisers that spell it wrong in their bible/advert/race report should loose their sanction.

Severe? Perhaps, but we need to stop the erosion before its too late.

Just look at cross country skiing, wich seems to be adopting the concept but spelling it wrong in every article I've come across.

Sigh. Being old and cantankerous is a tough cross to bear.

Rule #73:

You can't retire if you never got paid.

Seriously, if you never got paid, or couldn't get fired for a bad result, it means it wasn't your job. 

You don't retire from a hobby.

The word you are looking for is "quitting."

Remedial Racing 101: It Ain’t Over till it’s Over

It’s a cliché but in bike racing it’s also an absolute truism – no race’s outcome, no matter how promising, is guaranteed until you’ve crossed the finished line.  Well that’s not entirely true; many miserable races end up involving guarantees that you won’t cross the finish line – but that’s another issue.

The last few weekend’s of racing in Ottawa have demonstrated this concept rather nicely.  Two weeks ago at the Clarence-Rockland Race, masters rider John Gee seemed almost assured of the win until he flatted- and was overtaken by a rider that had crashed in the first five minutes of the race.  Bad luck can hit at anytime. 

This weekend’s Calabogie Classic exemplified the concept again- though in a decidedly different fashion.  With a breakaway with over a minute lead, and a chase group hot on their heels, the whole front half of the race essentially welded back together in the last 500m.  If you look at the finishing picture you can see the second group making contact as they hit the home stretch.  Don’t ever assume the outcome is written in stone, just stay on the gas.

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